a sad mall in Statesville NC (also the only indoor mall) once upon a time (long long ago before my time) it was serving small town hometown realness but no longer :( Signal Hill includes 3 ish stores the biggest being Belk. the others are irrelevant (much like the whole mall) the bath and body works recently relocated to crossroads shopping center (a great place to people watch from your car while eating McDonald’s) small town tingz i guess. anyway rumor has it there are plans to demolish the mall and build a new one but this is statesville after all so expectations are nonexistent. driving to a nearby town is your best bet for most things.
by hunter.heic October 6, 2021
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by The Waldorks July 19, 2016
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In fact, we played 8 games in a row last night (lasting a total of approx 2 hours) while all the gothic mallrat emo fucks waited and moped around for their turn but were too afraid to say anything because of our muscular physiques. One of them looked like the Undertaker, only fat and out of shape, and another looked like Silent Bob, only he was a douchebag. Eventually they left in dismay and we laughed at them, causing us to vomit our Ricardo Coconut Rum that we had drank earlier all over the table, which made sure that no one else would be playing pool for a long, long time.
In fact, we played 8 games in a row last night (lasting a total of approx 2 hours) while all the gothic mallrat emo fucks waited and moped around for their turn but were too afraid to say anything because of our muscular physiques. One of them looked like the Undertaker, only fat and out of shape, and another looked like Silent Bob, only he was a douchebag. Eventually they left in dismay and we laughed at them, causing us to vomit our Ricardo Coconut Rum that we had drank earlier all over the table, which made sure that no one else would be playing pool for a long, long time.
Only an idiot would pay 20 bucks for 3 games of pool, so we went to the Moorestown Mall and took over.
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Get the mallee mug.1) Term for a man witnessed holding his wife's purse while she shops.
2) A disorder afflicting males who accompany their wives or girlfriends on lengthy shopping excursions at shopping malls. The condition is diagnosed upon casual observation by the male's hanging head, forlorn look, and dragging feet. The condition improves rapidly upon exiting the mall or shopping area.
2) A disorder afflicting males who accompany their wives or girlfriends on lengthy shopping excursions at shopping malls. The condition is diagnosed upon casual observation by the male's hanging head, forlorn look, and dragging feet. The condition improves rapidly upon exiting the mall or shopping area.
"Man, Fred was so mall whipped on Saturday! I saw him holding a purse and two Macy's bags while his wife was trying on shoes. He didn't see me. But I was laughing behind the lingerie."
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by RANAYR May 16, 2010
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wannabe1: yo dog do u wana hang out
wannabe2:yeea where do u wana go
wannabe1:Hopedale mall man were else
wannabe2:well were we going to hang
wannabe1: in front of timmies of corse
wannabe2: yeea guy lets go
old guy : those kids have no lives
wannabe2:yeea where do u wana go
wannabe1:Hopedale mall man were else
wannabe2:well were we going to hang
wannabe1: in front of timmies of corse
wannabe2: yeea guy lets go
old guy : those kids have no lives
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