Your basic skinny african jew. Tall as the motheroak tree itself. Only associates with females under the age of 14.. preferably fat freshman. Still whippin Mommys honda CRV. Was a homosexual trackstar. Failed his senior year at Archbishop Curley forcing him to go the ghetto school with lots of charcole black girls. You may find him at the Avenue in Whitemarsh spending time with his Mongoloid of a girlfriend Abby who is a Mercy slut.
Matt McCoy your one iggnorant motherfucker.
by Catholichighgurlz October 02, 2011
kids say 'matt damon' instead to saying 'god dammit' when they're around adults cause it kind of sounds similar.
teacher: "Ok class, we are having a pop quiz!"
student: "Matt Damon!! I knew I should have stayed home sick today!"
student: "Matt Damon!! I knew I should have stayed home sick today!"
by rdaugh December 03, 2007
Matt Jones is a former University of Arkansas Quarterback who is now a wide reciver for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He was aquired as the 28th pick of the 2005 NFL draft. He was the most atheletic player in the 2005 draft and will be a superstar in the NFL.
me: dude, did u see Matt Jones run all over them fuckers from texas and auburn and Ole Miss and Mississippi State and Florida and everybody else.
friend: fuck u.. Eli is better
Me: u see matt jones 1 handed catch against the falcons in the preseason? what about his first touchdown against pittsburgh
friend: fuck u i like micheal vick
friend: fuck u.. Eli is better
Me: u see matt jones 1 handed catch against the falcons in the preseason? what about his first touchdown against pittsburgh
friend: fuck u i like micheal vick
by MattJonesFan July 13, 2006
someone who is extremely intellectual and manly beyond belief commanding the respect of many individuals
by klangrob August 13, 2011
the most attractive, sexy, intelligent, delicious guy you will ever meet. He has what it takes to get what he wants from anyone. you should search out a matt robertson. they are hard to come by.
by koolaidjammers June 04, 2009
An asian scooter kid who can whip at speeds reaching 150MPH, if ones ankle is to be caught on the whip it would probably be torn out of its sockets and thrown across the ground.
13 year old scooter boy ( born 1996 jan 7 ) who has a friend sydian ( look him up ) .
13 year old scooter boy ( born 1996 jan 7 ) who has a friend sydian ( look him up ) .
scooters down school hill reaching an unbelievable speed of 100mph, takes off a roof of a passing car and soars threw the air in slow motion. landing in a group of gypsies killing close to half of them. still flying down the hill covered in blood and smiling a smile larger then krillen's own streak he jumps off a hobos lunch box knocking it into a pit of toxic waste and lands in the gibsons harbor, he rises out of the water to find himself surrounded by a number of attractive teen aged girls. matt shoji
oh yeah
oh yeah
by matt shoji July 28, 2009
by thatguy94 March 05, 2009