A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.
British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.
by J.Tuna May 13, 2023
Get the oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?mug. by Redcodi January 5, 2022
Get the hurr durr six hundos by me ole mate senimug. "yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"
another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022
Get the oi shut up you neek your bare clapped matemug. Pat’s mate, Austin and him went to the valley on the weekend.
Oh yeah pat’s mate that’s right,the president of Zimbabwe
Oh yeah pat’s mate that’s right,the president of Zimbabwe
by Pat Yaxley February 1, 2021
Get the Pat’s Matemug. Not only is it good, it's fuckin good! You got the skillz, but these skillz are on toast.
Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.
Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.
by Markaiyo March 25, 2025
Get the skillz are on toast, matemug. (1) Two guys who cannot be distinguished from each other in bed.
(2) Roommates whose sex habbits are synced, so they can hear each other and get even more horny.
(2) Roommates whose sex habbits are synced, so they can hear each other and get even more horny.
(1) I´m not in the mood today, but you can call my Moan mate.
(2) Last night, while fucking, I could hear Noah from the other room, so I came even harder. Apparently we`re moan mates.
(2) Last night, while fucking, I could hear Noah from the other room, so I came even harder. Apparently we`re moan mates.
by Speeter_Quentus December 15, 2023
Get the Moan matesmug. 