Two pantless men sporting massive erections shaking hands and moving them in a back and forth motion (like two lumberjacks using a dual handle crosscut log saw) while giving each other a handjob with the opposite hands.
Ben and David were bored working late in there cubicle. As a result, they decided to start lumberjacking to pass the time.
by Hammerpounding December 9, 2014
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b) a synonym for a male "average Joe" or "hilly-billy"
b) a synonym for a male "average Joe" or "hilly-billy"
the term lumberjack can be used as a synonym in definition b) because like almost everyone else lumberjacks are hard-working everyday people, and the average North American citizen is indeed hard-working.
and btw, for a person of any gender, if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack -definition a)- do not expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skill are better than your parents'.
and btw, for a person of any gender, if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack -definition a)- do not expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skill are better than your parents'.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma December 16, 2014
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if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents'.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma March 10, 2015
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Friend#2:"damn I try Lumberjacking as often as possible it feels good"
Friend#2:"damn I try Lumberjacking as often as possible it feels good"
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