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Spiteful loner

A guy that is most likely to go on a killing rampage. Spends much of his time in-doors, is very rational, violent, but rather introverted and humble. Probably has very low self-steem and spends his time viewing and writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, aswell as taking online tests.
I won't make an assumption here, but not to be confounded with loser, the spiteful loner is more fortunate in his life.
by Spiteful loner July 27, 2010
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loder

geek studmuffin who loves computers more than women
I'll loder. ex. I'll load her!
by QOTDW June 10, 2003
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true loser

Someone who doesn't know the difference between there, their, and they're when writing. The true loser has horrible grammar, showing a general lack of education. Losers will neglect punctuation, and commonly drop the "g" when utalizing gerands. The true loser's attitutes toward sexuality and cannabis use also reflect a general lack of knowledge or curiosity. Generally, the 'true loser' is an idiot.
I tried to discuss Camus with a true loser the other day, but he said he only likes reality shows featuring Ted Nugent. After which, he kicked over my bong and called his DARE officer.
by ArmenTamzarian December 2, 2010
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Bone Headed Loser

by Donald J Flump June 22, 2016
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fucking loser

i.e. I do no fucking work, I am a fucking loser.
by alex December 8, 2003
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social loser

A social loser is a person who has no real friends, dates people off text of Myspace, and eats with no one at lunch. Commonly, they are fat and pretend to be sexy by wearing revealing clothing, or wear expensive clothing to cover up their fat and pretend to be rich. They don't hang out often, and when they do, it's with the nerds, going to the movies to watch some new Harry Potter movie. They also usually don't have very much money, and their parents smoke and are generally rednecks. (No matter where you go!) They do drugs and try so hard to fit into cliques. If they are adults, they are usually the creepy person that sits on a bench at a park and eats their lunch and stares at the poor innocent passerby's. Sometimes they are pedophiles, or just your average Joe looking for a Buddie. Sadly, though, if you even TRY to be friends with these people, they'll constantly annoy you and tell you lame jokes that are not even anywhere near being funny, but you might laugh to be nice, anyway. Sometimes they'll crack a "joke" they think is the most hilarious thing they have ever said and you won't even know it's a joke. The way you can tell if someone is a social loser, if they're dressed like a really poor prep, a really ugly scene person, or just an average person dressed in really ugly clothes. But don't hate, because these people are, believe it or not, people, too!
Joe: Oh my god, Cindy became such a social loser!
Eric: Well obviously, she was trying too hard from the beginning anyway.
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Social loser: Hey guys, wanna know what I did this weekend?
Preps: Uhhh.... sure....?
Social loser: My parents died.
*gasp* (oh my god!? Poor Baily!)
Social loser(after a few minutes): Just kidding.
Prep: That's NOT funny.
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