Swedish Logic

The ability of a self-appointed humanitarian superpower to harass and bully a law-abiding citizen till the point of absolute absurdity without admitting or seeing any contradiction or hypocrisy in it whatsoever. On the contrary the government will rather victimize itself, coming to consider the citizen being a bully, for protesting and not surrendering his constitutional and inherent rights, thus the government secretely order the judicial system to intensify the harassment of the citizen even further. This can only be achieved by also managing what is probably also one of the the biggest cover ups ever in a western world country, which in its turn would not be possible if a true free and from government independent media existed.
This person has now been bullying the governement for 7 years. We have already ruined his life completely for that, but what more Swedish Logic can we use to add to it? He hasn´t killed himself yet.
by o´brien January 21, 2017
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Logic syndrome

also can be known as Robert Bryson Hall syndrome

Logic syndrome occurs when you mentally see yourself darker than you actually are because you’re member of certain race/ethnicity, like black/latinx, for example
Person 1: Hey why is Bobby using AAVE? Isn’t he white?
Person 2: oh nah he’s half-black he’s just a lightskin

Person 1: Oh! Must’ve gotten Logic syndrome or somethin’...
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Logicize

To rationalize but you do not want to say "rationalize" to spite your mother
Me: I am going to logicize my way out of this situation using thumbtacks.

Mom: wtf are you on?
by peepeepoopoo201 April 25, 2022
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Captain Logic

Captain Logic: we all here?
Crew: Aye!
by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022
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Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016
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JP Logic

A logic where you will never admit your wrongs.
Come on dude quit using that JP logic!
by JP Logic September 6, 2018
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