Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021

liquid violence

what you drink when you are consuming an ungodly amount of booze

“Rush week was tough, my big was drowning me in liquid violence”

by costcomembership February 7, 2021

liquid evil

Either something incredibly sexual or just evil personified in a liquid.

The second one was what I meant in my definition for “second”.

Sorry.

Liquid evil—in both definitions it is 70% pure evil. 99% off, buy now.

by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023

Liquide de la penis

Piss, can also be sperm/cum/creme de la penis

There's liquide de la penis in my soup!! GET HELP BI-

by LLCCH February 15, 2024

Liquid bees

A bee of darkness, enemy of light.

We were just jumping for joy when the liquid bees came through, what an unpleasant suprise. As soon as the Boys of Summer finished up their tour and went back to Kansas, the liquid bees landed their spaceball ship in a warmer spot looking for somewhere to colonize, and some of them are even more vicious and wicked than the most vicious and wicked birds you ever met and never prayed for.

by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022

liquid wetsuit

Surfing the morning after a few too many drinks!

Yeah... i was wearing my liquid wetsuit this morning

by Dave the donut June 6, 2008