A conservative, usually encountered on the internet, who won't cop to being a conservative, and wants to be thought of as progressive when they haven't a single progressive stance.
"I believe in small government and capitalism, hate abortion and voting rights, but I'm a classic liberal."
by aveobelle June 27, 2021
Get the classic liberal mug.Liberal idiot: "Wal-Mart is an evil fascist greedy capitalist pig redneck corporation.Do you want to go to Starbucks and talk about it?"
normal person: "Wait,Starbucks isn't a big,greedy corporation?" -- "stupid Liberals".....
*walks away shaking head in disbelief*
normal person: "Wait,Starbucks isn't a big,greedy corporation?" -- "stupid Liberals".....
*walks away shaking head in disbelief*
by Me................... October 4, 2005
Get the Liberals mug.Small, weak, loud people with no fact or logic behind their poor and groundless arguments (especially dealing with the situation in Iraq). The only things I agree with is their pro-abortion policy and their less-censorship. A party made up mostly of snotty, opinionated college students with no real political beliefs except for what is forced into their heads by fat-dicks like Michael Moore and their pansy professors.
The majority of the party has little or no character and that is displayed by the dozens of imbecilic protests, suicides, etc over the decision to put the more qualified person in the white house. Obviously they believe the president has more power than he actually does. A group that tends to agree with the minority instead of the majority for some odd reason. The adults tend to be as weak and groundless as the college students and kids. Usually tree-hugger yuppies who will either buy a hybrid or an SUV which are almost polar opposites in the automotive world emissions wise.
The majority of the party has little or no character and that is displayed by the dozens of imbecilic protests, suicides, etc over the decision to put the more qualified person in the white house. Obviously they believe the president has more power than he actually does. A group that tends to agree with the minority instead of the majority for some odd reason. The adults tend to be as weak and groundless as the college students and kids. Usually tree-hugger yuppies who will either buy a hybrid or an SUV which are almost polar opposites in the automotive world emissions wise.
by LT4-Vette March 22, 2005
Get the liberals mug.A person with a rather quixotic outlook on life. Someone who fails to note the plausibility in their thinking and focuses on perfecting an already functioning system. A person who doesn't realize that free healthcare entails raised taxes which would end up amounting to the same thing, if not more, as non-free healthcare. A liberal would preffer to abolish the death penalty entirely on account of its injustice but is for abortion (I too I am for abortion, I'm simply making a point.) The rights of a convicted murderer, rapist, or both seem to be more important than those of a wouldbe innocent child. According to every political spectrum test I have ever taken, I am a liberal. Oh well.
People should drop titles and simply make dicisions based on common sense. I'm liberal on certain issues--Conservative on others. This is not an example, but I was forced to make one.
by Annnnnnonymous April 14, 2006
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someone who belives in governental controlls of monetary interactions, but freedom of personal actoins.
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someone who belives in governental controlls of monetary interactions, but freedom of personal actoins.
He's liberal - with my money.
by boohay July 19, 2003
Get the liberal mug.A person who is basically dead weight to society, and does not contribute anything. They rely on the government to do everything for them and believe that people's fates are determined not by how hard they work, but by what their government does for them.
Those liberals over there do nothing but smoke pot, and take up space, and talk about how they will change the world, yet their methods of fighting poverty have been scientifically proven by economists and other experts in related fields to be ineffective.
by 1337 speaka July 3, 2008
Get the liberal mug.The disorder is characterized as an overwhelming desire to be noticed and willingness to engage in any attention-seeking on non-conformist behaviour to the betterment of their agenda. They are never wrong, have a disdain for any capitalism or any facts that go against their ideology. They are hateful hypocritical and have a unwarranted need to be against almost anything and anyone who does not fall exactly in line with their warped view of the world that only they feel is the “the way things should be”. They lie, deceive and make up and exaggerate facts all in accordance to their agenda
“That self serving liberal douchebag is the most arrogant prick one would ever meet.”
Almost any issue, point or fact ever brought up with any liberal douchebag can be answered by one of the following by a Liberal Douche-Bag
A. Uh, huh? Total CRAP, same baloney you hear on Fox news or “World Nut Daily”
B. As Spock says, "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few."
C. Ronald Reagan is responsible for this entire mess NOT list their favourite liberal icon.
D. This can all be traced back to killing Muslims for oil and the CIA's installation of the Shah.
E. Your choice: (1) The 2000 election was stolen or (2) The 2004 election was stolen.
F. A review of the key arguments: (1) I am never wrong; (2) Refer to 1.
G. This conversation is over.
H. Move on to something real... OR call a time out and arrogantly remark “go study the issue”
I. The days of the stupid white male are over, get used to it
Almost any issue, point or fact ever brought up with any liberal douchebag can be answered by one of the following by a Liberal Douche-Bag
A. Uh, huh? Total CRAP, same baloney you hear on Fox news or “World Nut Daily”
B. As Spock says, "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few."
C. Ronald Reagan is responsible for this entire mess NOT list their favourite liberal icon.
D. This can all be traced back to killing Muslims for oil and the CIA's installation of the Shah.
E. Your choice: (1) The 2000 election was stolen or (2) The 2004 election was stolen.
F. A review of the key arguments: (1) I am never wrong; (2) Refer to 1.
G. This conversation is over.
H. Move on to something real... OR call a time out and arrogantly remark “go study the issue”
I. The days of the stupid white male are over, get used to it
by visgoth April 21, 2010
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