Fake lag

When someone claims to lag in a video game just to hide their terrible skills

Adrian has fake lag because he always messes up in video games

by Walking ralrus December 2, 2018

Slang lagged

When someone's slang is 5 years behind and if they encounter modern slang they will proceed to misuse it and as often as possible. Usually found in sheltered/homeschooled kids, but not always.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Kevin? He was flossing and get this, he thought he was being cool!"
Person 2: "Rip bozo so slang lagged"

by BanHydrogenDioxide August 24, 2022

Bet Lag

The phenomenon that occurs when the losing party of a bet repeatedly forgets to grant the winning party its winnings due to apparent "memory loss".

Bet Winner: Do you have my 5 bucks today?

Bet Loser: Sorry, it's in my other wallet. Tomorrow for sure

Bet Winner: Damn, you have some serious bet lag!

by lagmaster69 October 14, 2011

lag (dev)

lag is an extremely sexy developer who has worked on multiple things such as redited, cs3, spotify skipper, blatzarsoft and nice-http.

he works on cs3 with cloudburst and blue, who join forces like the power rangers in order to deliver the best movie streaming experience.

lag (dev) is an extremely sexy mobile app developer.

by TotallyNotJpants October 15, 2022

Lag

The worst thing ever. Lag is as ugly as trump's balls.

Guy: My game is laggy
Guy #2: Then grab some bleach.
Guy: Ok!

by Shrekt738 December 2, 2016

A Lag

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.

"I found a bunch of bibites moving together in a lag using the herding neuron."

by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023

Love Lag

When you fall too hard, too fast, for a person who will wait for the exact wrong moment to love you back.

Having to wait hours, or days for a reply from someone you say you're in love with? Sounds like Love Lag.

by Dim_Reaper June 7, 2021