Kobed

A rape young girls without any guilt or liability because of high priced lawyers.

I almost kobed my way through life, but my lawyers didn't accept my "IOU's"

by CP1477 February 10, 2004

kobeast

A term black people use to describe the intensity of pounding pussy with cock

1 Ayo niggi imma kobeast inyo pussy after I'm done with my side chick.
2 Black cum shot score

by Bitniggapullayopanti August 19, 2017

kobeissi

Sexy cool amazing and gets all the girls without even trying

Kobeissi is so cool

by Kobeissi September 11, 2019

Kobes

When you're just too lazy to add that extra syllable to the popular Philly slang word "Kobe."

It's a fun and interesting way to say okay. Guaranteed to start up a great conversation.

Alex: Yo, wanna hit up the gym? I need to work my glutes.

Katharine: Hella yes. Let's go to Praline's after. I'm feeling chocolate chip.

Alex: Kobes.

by Kobemaster17 February 21, 2011

kobewest

A cool cat who posts on the something awful forums.

oh wow kobewest is a HIL-AR-IOUS poster!

by PETER September 8, 2003

kobeist

A man who fucking rapes people.

Bush is a kobeist.

by Osama bin Laden November 1, 2003

kobesqueing

To be an all-out BEAST at basketball; displaying awesome skills at basketball

This word archaically means to get charged for rape.

The guy's display of dribbling skills proved he was intentionally kobesqueing to show off.

by Drizzy24 July 28, 2010