Jump the Kangaroo

A man sending a picture of his genitals to another person.

"Hey Brandon, jump the kangaroo and send your girl a dick pic."

by TheEldestDragon December 30, 2022

Jersey Jump

When you make a left turn at a light as soon as it turns green, jumping the cars coming the other direction.

I'm in a hurry, gonna go for the jersey jump.

by o_.._o August 20, 2015

Spirited Jump

When I large man who cannot complete a full jumping jack because his arms do not reach, does a jumping jack to the best of his ability and then finishes it with jazz hands.

Did you guys just see John Candy do that spirited jump?

by Chinchillaaa December 29, 2009

Everything Jumps

Some shit Walters came up with in PROBY school

My friend came down and asked how’s the party. I replied “ Everything Jumps”

by DeeSoSmooth August 25, 2023

Jump On The Bandwagon

A phrase commonly used when someone supports another place/thing for the sole reason that it is popular now, and not that they supported said thing before it spiked in popularity.

Person A: Look at this prick, last year he was all McLaren and now he's supporting Red Bull because Verstappen won!
Person B: Way to Jump On The Bandwagon, I bet $20 he switches teams if Mercedes win

by SubparPŒtis April 17, 2022

Rockin’ Jump

A Rockin’ Jump is when a woman jumps of a trampoline in an attempt to land in a way in which their anus land square onto a male’s penis

Dude Samantha landed a sick rockin’ jump on Jerry 16 feet off the ground!

by ima big fella September 25, 2021

jump sticks

Cocaine packaged in sherbet straws to disguise it for smuggling.

"Hey, I got a few jump sticks in past security- you in?"

by scribeofpnakotis January 28, 2018