Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words
It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.
Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.
Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?
Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?
Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
by paleandmale May 25, 2014
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Sarah: "Theres no way you'd rump-jump off 17th street Causeway into the canal..."
Matt: "Anything for a good laugh and some Instagram likes, grab the camera and lets go"
Matt: "Anything for a good laugh and some Instagram likes, grab the camera and lets go"
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they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
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Roast jumper: Yah dude, what are those
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