Jump the Kangaroo

A man sending a picture of his genitals to another person.

"Hey Brandon, jump the kangaroo and send your girl a dick pic."

by TheEldestDragon December 30, 2022

jump pocket

Another word for asshole used in jail and prisons.

How did he smuggle those drugs into jail?
He brought them in his jump pocket.

by anonymous February 19, 2021

Everything Jumps

Some shit Walters came up with in PROBY school

My friend came down and asked how’s the party. I replied “ Everything Jumps”

by DeeSoSmooth August 25, 2023

jump sticks

Cocaine packaged in sherbet straws to disguise it for smuggling.

"Hey, I got a few jump sticks in past security- you in?"

by scribeofpnakotis January 28, 2018

Smurf Jump

Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.

Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.

by dogdayboy April 2, 2021

jumping to conclusions

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions when no one else is in the group facetime

they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

by gordo the dog July 9, 2019

The jumping jesse

The act of jumping on a pogo stick nude while shitting.

Great...."The jumping Jesse" left stains on the rug.

by poon tube and the other hand. August 26, 2019