jarred

the best person in the world lowkey got super powers big ass shclong and will take your girl got alotta bread and weapons and alot of self defense mechanisms and can spoil your mama

jarred beat me up then took my bitch

by justin911 December 20, 2022

yum yum jar

Any type of glass jar to keep your weed from stinking up your room. Typically made from any type of food jar such as jelly or pickles. You can use a mason jar but using a food item is just more fun.

Friend: Bro wtf are you doing with that jar of pickles?
You: It's my yum yum jar , can't let my old lady smell my loud

You: Don't throw out the jelly ma!
Mom: What the hell do you need it for?
You: Yum Yum jar you wouldn't understand

by Jax182 October 31, 2013

All me jar

All me jar is a jar that consists of human secretion. A Standard jar includes urine, period blood/ regular blood, hair, finger nails, poop, and ejaculation. However, the jar can consist of more human secretion like foot shavings, spit, discharge, tears, ect. It’s typically for personal keepsake or to gift your partner.

Hi bae here’s my all me jar for when I’m not with you!

by Anextlickholy April 25, 2025

Jar Jar Binks

Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from Star Wars played by Ahmed Best. His most famous phrase is, Mesa called Jar Jar Binks, mesa your humble servant,"

Tom: Ay, you know bout that Jar Jar Binks kid?

by FrostKing September 26, 2022

Jarred Legare

A person who eats way too many cheezits and does nothing put play xbox and watch gay porn. He is very big but manages to let people talk down on him and thats why he like that. He only wears one hoodie that makes him have so called style

I found a jarred legare eating cheezits while watching his friend bang a hamster.

by Jack BitchASSHE April 5, 2019

Pickle jar

A Jar full of female pleasurable succulent pickles

The Pickle jar is a way to pleasure women or enjoy with your tuna sandwich from Panera

by Randomonium February 26, 2022

Jar-Jar Binky Kink

The Jar-Jar Binky Kink is a kink people would prefer regardless of being a Star-wars fan or not. The kink goes as simply being pressed against the wall by Jar-Jar Binks. As you're pressed against the wall, you're then choked the same way he has a frog's cock in his mouth as he makes sweet sweet love with you, you faggot nigger.

For a person to be cucked in a way that their significant other gets cucked by the Jar-Jar Binky Kink. The cuckled nigger automatically becomes a Niggasaurus-Rex.

Tobey: "Bro my girl cheated on me because turns out she was into the Jar-Jar Binky Kink as she liked getting pressed against the wall."

Harold: "Damn bitch really love that frog cock. Not only that, you're one fucking black niggering Niggasaurus-Rex."

by Lil Niggasaurus-Rex November 20, 2023