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Toberona hoods

Toberona is a dirty smelly shithole full of junkies and big fat women who haven’t showered in years.In Toberona you can have a fair knock with just about anyone and you can get a gram of sweet Mary Jane weed in a few minutes.if I were you I wouldn’t park my car within a mile because it will be stolen or lit on fire by gypsys travelers.The famous shithole they call the AstroTurfartificial grass has been lit on fire on more than 30 occasions and is mainly we’re you would get the shift or get stabbed and robbed
Person A:“Well kid we’re u from”
Person B:”Toberona hoods kid”
Person A:get the fuck out of my face the smell of you and your shite housing estate”
by Tuba rat October 7, 2018
mugGet the Toberona hoodsmug.

Fake hood

A person (or a place) that pretends to be in the hood and talks with a blaccent when in reality they’re just from a predominantly white middle-class suburb.
Jake: Yo bro I think Lataysha is fake hood
Stefan: How u know?
Jake: One of her friends found her address and she just from some random-ass white neighborhood
Stefan: DAMNNN she fake hood fr fr
by Corgimations July 23, 2023
mugGet the Fake hoodmug.

Hood love

Special kind of love for people living/working in the same place. It can keep you from leaving that place for a long time. Of course it has levels, like everything in life.
Only hood love for these people.
by #alwaysclassy March 2, 2020
mugGet the Hood lovemug.

hood slaps

Ignint lyrics that provoke a lot of emotions. Beats that bang and are hyfy as fuck.
Turn this weak Drake shit off. I need to hear some hood slaps.
by ghettoqu33n January 15, 2016
mugGet the hood slapsmug.

join the hood

To return to your own neighborhood from being away.
I'm going to leave this creepy place and join the hood.
by Grandma D December 18, 2016
mugGet the join the hoodmug.

hood bidet

When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.
I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.
by seas726 April 3, 2021
mugGet the hood bidetmug.

gay and hood

When a person is gay/bi/trans, yet will still fuck you or anybody else up.
Leave them alone, they are gay and hood
by DiamondCakes11 June 15, 2018
mugGet the gay and hoodmug.

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