Hag-stone

An incredibly hard stool, which is almost impossible to pass. So called either because it could only have been caused by witchcraft, or because it is so painful to expel that the sufferer’s face is contorted into a permanent grimace.

I barely slept - I was up all night with aching guts, trying to push out a massive hag-stone. I'll have to go to my GP if the suppositories don't shift it.

by DOGMAD June 29, 2018

Boned to the Stone

When you’re so stoned that you start subconsciously switching the beginning sounds in words

E-cig ripped the bong so hard that he got boned to the stone

by Asian Tom Cruise May 08, 2019

Wet Stone

Someone who radiates the energy of piss, lichen, and moss

Damn he is a wet stone

by anji.ewwww June 08, 2023

sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

by stoneluver January 20, 2021

Stone Bro

a bloke who thinks skyrim is overrated and cant spell.

Riley: yo did you play skyrim last night
Jezza: yeah dude skyrim is amazing
*stone bro comes out of nowhere*
Liam: SKIREM AS OVARETAD!!!!
Everyone: FUCK OFF YOU STONE BRO!!!!

by Antiseve November 08, 2017

ben stone

ben stone is a very loud man, he greets audiences by saying “HELLO MY NAME IS BEN STONE”

hey did you hear ben stones speech?

omg yeh the whole world heard it

by benstone28 April 28, 2020

Re-Stone

Smoke after an argument, or an accident, or anything that is a buzzkill

Damn Butch, getting pulled over by that cop was a real buzzkill, we need to get to your house and re-Stone

by Jeanne C November 22, 2010