horse queef

a starting hand of Q 8 in texas hold em.

Dave takes the pot with a beautiful horse queef.

by Sounds Good To Me May 14, 2018

horse chick

A girl, often slender and somewhat attractive who rides horses and talks about it constantly. She'll go out with her jockey clothes on smelling like shit and buying huge bags of carrots. The typical horse chick will have a condescending attitude toward people who don't own horses.

Damn, that chicks pretty fine. What the fuck is with those obnoxious boots and leggings, though?

Man, she's a horse chick, forget about her.

by Nelson Man Jello November 10, 2010

scabby horse

A lot of food. Variation on the phrase "i could eat a horse between two matresses"

I could eat a scabby horse

by davey crockett February 10, 2005

big horse

Big horse is a sexual act so dirty it's name dare not be spoken for fear of death.

Billy big horsed Suzy the other night, he's been blacklisted from the group

by Jimmy boy May 19, 2006

Horse Pussy!

"Bull shit" taken to a whole new level.

person 1 - "President Bush is a genius!"
person 2 - "Oh, horse pussy! He is a freakin' moron!"

by brian March 17, 2003

annas horses

A website on the internet cosisting of clips of a women performing sexual acts on horses.
It is rather perverted but kinda funny!

Jake: Have you checked ou annas horses?

Jimmie D: You are fucked up mate lol

by Shermand September 27, 2009

crazy horse

1. Respected war leader of the Oglala Lakota Sioux
2. A brand of Malt Liquor brewed by the G. Heileman Brewing company from 1992 till they got sued over the name in the late 1990's. It was the tastiest of the Malt Liquors I had had as a poor college student.

Of all the Malt Liquors I have had, ie.. Mickeys, Old E, St Ides, Schlitz and Crazy Horse; Crazy Horse is by far the best tasting.

by 1SlickRick1 July 20, 2007