Russian Hooker Roulette 

Group of guys hires a Russian hooker with a cold sore, pass her around the group, and see who catches the mouth herp.

Poor Steve caught the mouth herpes when we played Russian Hooker Roulette a couple weeks ago. He's gone through 3 tubes of Abreva.

Russian Hooker Roulette by texas_lexus February 7, 2013

By the blood of a hooker

an unbreakable agreement between two or more party's.

"by the blood of a hooker we will buy that dildo"

By the blood of a hooker by outwitme August 1, 2009

Dirty Pirate Hooker 

A nasty female who has fucked more people than a pirate himself has.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh did you hear that fucked another guy?!
Girl 2: Ya she's a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

Dirty Pirate Hooker by not_a_dirty_pirate_hooker June 22, 2006

german hooker

a hooker from germany

the german hooker was so bad she was full of shit

german hooker by jcfud January 9, 2009

porch monkey hooker 

A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.

Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.

"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"

porch monkey hooker by Haskill August 16, 2008

dirty pirate hooker 

another name for a stupid fucking blonde chick who is known for just being her whoreishly self.

Paris Hilton is a dirty pirate hooker thats must die now.

dirty pirate hooker by pirate hooker. July 24, 2006

celebrity hooker 

A celebrity hooker is a drink. It consists of equal parts champagne and Diet Coke and a cherry.

Look at Bill Murray, he is drinking a celebrity hooker.

celebrity hooker by hotluvin35 November 8, 2009