harden-fast solution

The cliche "hard-and-fast solution," as in "American energy independence offers no hard-and-fast solutions," upon mishearing becomes a Pornality (q.v.) and figures into the more risque examples below:

"Liz, I've been drinking too much, there isn't going to be any harden-fast solution in bed tonight."

"Uncle Joe, I'm sorry your love life is on the skids but if you're looking for a harden-fast solution there's always Viagra."

Thom -- "Quick-setting concrete for your breezeway! That can be your harden-fast solution!" Timm -- "Don't talk dirty."

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by al-in-chgo May 23, 2010

hardening of the penis

a painful condition in which the penis remains erect for a long time.

Since the guy is suffering from hardening of the penis, he should see the sex doctor.

by uttam maharjan March 28, 2010

GLASS HARMONICA

what kind of sad weirdo looks this up for fun. by the way itis a musical instrument.

by gandal June 9, 2003

hardened blow

this is when you jizz into a girls nose. Then you hit the back of her head with your penus until the jizz comes out of her mouth.

Dude I gave this girl a hardened blow, now shes a vegtable.

by Hash Browney March 6, 2009

Handon

Handon-Endgame bitches

I just watched The Vampire Diaries and Delena is such Handon.

by Babybebz April 29, 2020

harden the fuck up

Through the Mouth Of Chopper Reed
Comes the Great Australian Word
harden the fuck up! meaning grow balls
get soem fucking balls grow a pussy
you panzy and so on the phrase was
used int eh ronnie johns half hour
as a comieidiec slang for those who
need to get some!

This is stefan his name is stefan
harden the fuck up stefan!

by Loserer802j3r890krge January 2, 2008

Fifth Harmony

A mediocre girl group with horrible music and no harmony whatsoever, the group should really be called Filth, No Harmony because that's what their music sounds like. Their music is just a watered down version of The Pussycat Dolls, Destiny's Child and Spice Girls. Previously it was thought that Camila Cabello was holding them back, but as of recent Camila's been making some pretty good music while Fifth Harmony keep dishing out the same generic pop songs that they didn't even write, so it appears that the group was the problem all along and not Camila. Camila was actually right for leaving such an awful, manufactured group. It's basically just the female One Direction, except with worse music and no exceptionally good singer. Their fans "harmonizers" will attack anybody who doesn't like Fifth Harmony and points out their flaws, or anybody who prefers Little Mix over 5H.

Yo Fifth Harmony is the worst group ever, they don't even have an exceptionally good singer in the group! One Direction had Zayn, The Pussycat Dolls had Nicole, Destiny's Child had Beyonce, NSYNC had Justin Timberlake, New Edition had Johnny Gill, Little Mix has Perrie, but what the hell does 5H have? Nothing! Just a bunch of mediocre vocalists!

by Icy Wyte January 7, 2018