Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other
by nibba boy November 17, 2017
Get the creamy hammermug. by Pseudofuckthafed January 26, 2019
Get the Hammer-hawkingmug. A sexual position in which the female bends over and grabs her toes while the male straddles her from in front of her legs. The male must wrap his arms around the women's entire body. His hands should be able to meet around her back.
Yo nigga, did you hear about Theirry and Clarissa?!! Theirry gave her the hammer toe so hard she broke her pelvic bone. Now her waist looks like tapioca!!!
by Barry Newark July 23, 2009
Get the Hammer Toemug. Speak softly and carry a vag hammer.
I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her vag hammer and conked me on the head. Does that bitch ever stop nagging?
I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her vag hammer and conked me on the head. Does that bitch ever stop nagging?
by 253showrunnuh July 20, 2008
Get the Vag Hammermug. A ransack of one's asshole so extremely deep and hard that bum crumbs and ass debris are scattered about the area. After a butt hammer one's asshole can only be described as ass dough.
by Brgr23 May 23, 2008
Get the butt hammermug. Infantry slang for splattered guts, or blown to bloody pieces, to include intestines, bowel, and stomach contents.
Those raghead fucks launched a mortar over the wall and blew Private Smith (someone's precious baby) into hammered shit.
by Staff Sergeant Schultze December 20, 2005
Get the hammered shitmug. I just hit my thumb with a hammer today. This hammer thumb makes me feel like an clutz.
"Have you seen Susie's Hammer Thumb?"
"Ya, they're unusually wide and stumpy!"
"Have you seen Susie's Hammer Thumb?"
"Ya, they're unusually wide and stumpy!"
by ihatepickingnamesout54321 May 11, 2010
Get the Hammer Thumbmug.