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put the hammer

apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!
he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !
by michael foolsley January 29, 2021
mugGet the put the hammermug.

nanner hammer

A douche canoe who can't spell and loves spreadsheets
Man that nanner hammer can't fucking spell
by embieria April 15, 2014
mugGet the nanner hammermug.

Hammer Toe

A sexual position in which the female bends over and grabs her toes while the male straddles her from in front of her legs. The male must wrap his arms around the women's entire body. His hands should be able to meet around her back.
Yo nigga, did you hear about Theirry and Clarissa?!! Theirry gave her the hammer toe so hard she broke her pelvic bone. Now her waist looks like tapioca!!!
by Barry Newark July 23, 2009
mugGet the Hammer Toemug.

Vag Hammer

Speak softly and carry a vag hammer.

I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her vag hammer and conked me on the head. Does that bitch ever stop nagging?
by 253showrunnuh July 20, 2008
mugGet the Vag Hammermug.

butt hammer

A ransack of one's asshole so extremely deep and hard that bum crumbs and ass debris are scattered about the area. After a butt hammer one's asshole can only be described as ass dough.
1st guy:Dude, why is your girlfriend limping?
2nd guy:After a butt hammer no one walks straight
by Brgr23 May 23, 2008
mugGet the butt hammermug.

hammered shit

Infantry slang for splattered guts, or blown to bloody pieces, to include intestines, bowel, and stomach contents.
Those raghead fucks launched a mortar over the wall and blew Private Smith (someone's precious baby) into hammered shit.
by Staff Sergeant Schultze December 20, 2005
mugGet the hammered shitmug.

Hammer Thumb

When a person's thumb:
1) has a hammer related injury
2) is unusually wide and stumpy
I just hit my thumb with a hammer today. This hammer thumb makes me feel like an clutz.

"Have you seen Susie's Hammer Thumb?"
"Ya, they're unusually wide and stumpy!"
mugGet the Hammer Thumbmug.

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