Hairy Fart

After you shave you collect all your hair and place it in over close to your butt. Then you fart and boom, a hairy fart.

I just had a biggest hairy fart ever, I covered the whole downstairs in my shavings.

by Allan Costa October 2, 2007

hairy candle

When you cum into a condom and then cut off your pubic hair shove it in the condom and freeze it.

This tactic is sometimes used as a prank on a girlfriend. The "hairy candle" is put in the place of the girl friends dildo. Then when the girlfriend goes to use their dildo, they feel a cold, sticky, and worst of all hairy cum stick in their pussy.

My Girl friend wouldn't shut up so I made a Hairy candle and took her Dildo. Wow Jon that takes balls.

by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008

hairy mclary

the licking of an especially hairy asshole of an old man.

hey tj says mr french come over here ill show you a hairy mclary.

by tim from poonoroo April 20, 2009

hairy hector

when u put hair inside a taco and shove it up someones ass

i just gave her a hairy hector

by tylermccaffrey1 December 18, 2008

Hairy Fishball Soup

before sexual intercourse. have your female companion insert several balls of fish into her vaginal cavity. then allow the intercourse to commence. after a few moments, have the female squat over a bowl and squeeze. after a few attempts (depending on the girth of the man) several balls of fish should emerge along with a rich fishy soup. a family treat.

"Cor Blimey, i had the nicest Hairy Fishball Soup last night"
"oh yeah?"
"oh yeah gorgeous. ate the hairs an' all"

by drumfun April 27, 2009

hairy hombre

a street name for Diacetylmorphine or heroin according to the Quickscreen At Home Drug Test Test Intruction/ Question & Answer Handbook

(hombre is man in spanish)

Cloudy: Hey Paul lets do some hairy hombre
Paul: Hell yea I love that hairy hombre

by Cloudy-Kat October 11, 2010

Hairy Change

A collection of money made up of coins and a few crumpled notes.

Mate owed me £20 and he paid me in hairy change, man.

by GambitsRogueHand January 2, 2012