re-gift

To keep a collection of gifts you have received in order to send or gift them to someone else.

Mommy, it's my friend Jonny's birthday next week.
That's great honey, go to the re-gift closet and pick something out.

by LocoPingvin January 23, 2007

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Griffboner

An erection that is caused by playing too much griffball on either Halo 3 or Halo Reach. Usually happens while doing very well.

Last night i got such a raging Griffboner after i got that Killimanjaro on Griffball Evolved

by XxThECreEDonxX January 23, 2011

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griffin

fake cowboy 🤠 yee yee!!

only griffin’s wear fake cowboy boots 😃

by funtimesarefun March 13, 2019

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to masterbate. (Used by Martin Lawerence in "You So Crazy" when there was nothing on T.V. to watch except Andy Griffin. It describes the tendenacy of a male, who, when alone, will always reach his hands down his pants and play with himself.)

Phone rings
Martin: "Hello"
Friend: "Wassup dog! Whatcha doin'?"
Martin: "Nothing.....just sitting here..... watching andy griffin."

by Tre-Dog September 1, 2006

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God's Gift to Men

God’s gift to men would be their penis. Egotistical men often believe all women want their penis, that they can please any woman or man with their penis, and that their penis is the best. Their penis can impregnate a woman so therefor it must be magical which is why men can rarely ever stop playing with their penis for it gives them great pleasure with a few strokes of the wrist.

Men love their penis so much that without thinking they must share it with people on dating sites or via text messaging. If wrong then the term “dick pic” wouldn’t exist.

She thinks she's God's gift to men, but she's wrong because she wasn't born with a dong. She had to buy hers.

He thinks he's God's gift to men and will give or get it in the end.

by Sagealicious September 11, 2016

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