grenade monkey

a monkey with a granade amonkeywithagranade

hey gorge look at that "grenade monkey"

by stooped munkey January 8, 2007

grenade

female

1. fat
2. ugly as fuck

looks as it she was playing a game of hot potato with a grenade and lost

guy 1: i'm drunk as shit...how's that girl look?
guy 2: you mean the grenade?
guy 1: eh fuck it i don't even care

by b_sallz October 21, 2010

hand grenade

Hand Grenade is the awesome Hedley song from the CD Famous Last Words

Megan- omg did you hear the new song Hand Grenade off of Hedleys new CD Famous Last Words?

Sally- nope

Megan- what a fucking fag you never heard Hand Grenade? pshh, i am dissapointed in you Sally

Sally- *goes home crying*

by sink_0r_swim November 19, 2007

Grenade

A grenade is a fat, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first released on "Jersey Shore", when Mike "The Situation" referred to the best friend of a girl he brought home as a "grenade".

Mike: Dude, I feel bad for Pauly D right now... he needs to entertain the grenade!

by JerseyShoreLover August 10, 2010

Pipes Grenade

One who is great in bed, and can kill anyone whom opposes him.

PHPipes Grenade

by Mark Lofgren December 29, 2003

smoke grenade

while da bitch iz suckin ur dick, before you cum you take a hit from the bong then blow it in her face and bust off at the same time...You've got your bitty smoke grenade d

Guy* Takes hit from bong, then blows it in the girls face and then busts off*

Girl: omfg! what was that?

Guy:haha bitch smoke grenade d

by Birthday!420 January 7, 2010

Grenade

An unattractive and mildly overweight female that tags along with their hot friend/friends. Can often be spotted at a club holding back her friends from any potential action.

Yo Frankie, can you take care of that grenade while I go for that fine Indian brunette with the banging body?

Bro, last week I took a grenade for you, its your turn tonight!

Grenade-Free America!

by Doc Sus January 12, 2012