great column

A man with a large or especially long penis.

"My girlfriend calls me 'The Great Column' because I have a massive horse cock."

by massivehorse April 27, 2008

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Great Lever

The roughest area in the uk. Moss side's like disney land comapared to it. Manchesta mandemz gt rushed by great lever. great lever has a seriouse amount of murders and gunshots and has the most stabbings in britain and 1 of the worst place's in the world. advised not to go!

GREAT LEVER: Da hud NOT to go

Mandem 1:Blad u herd tha man gt shot n died strayt up in Great Lever.
Mandem 2:Tha's standard shit Dwn them endz.Get shanked wen u step a foot in der cuz.

by UK Advisor January 16, 2009

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Peter the Great

The male member, described as seen at his most magnificent and in his full glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur, and of majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention, proudly displaying every inch of his full height.
The name owes its origin to the Russian Czar who stood over seven feet in height, with broad shoulders and a powerful physique, and who was indeed every inch a king.

When she felt me slide Peter the Great between her legs, she exclaimed, "I can't believe how big you are!"

by Adam Philips August 18, 2006

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great balls of fire

When a man has taco shits, or some form of the shits combined with any spicy food, or any other substance which causes a burning sensation comming out of the asshole, and said man wipes back to front.

Goodness gracious man, I have great balls of fire!

by Poisonhole February 21, 2009

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