fuzzy Osbourne

A hairy snatch/clam/box/etc.

Bro: Dude, why are you keeping that newspaper?

Dude: Bro, look at that chick on the front page. I totally want her fuzzy Osbourne.

by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014

fuzzy lollipop

Wiping ones erect member on a toilet seat, followed by fellatio.

Kaylee loves it when I give her a fuzzy lollipop. She was picking the hairs out of her teeth for the rest of the day.

by N Frott November 18, 2015

Fuzzy Lu

A Fine Fantastical creature rooted in the hearts of all who know this rainbow sprinkle explosion. Sometimes elusive as this fuzzy friend fills her head with the worries of her friends and machinations of glittery artful things. Usually Fluffy to feel, you can tell a Fuzzy Lu is happy by the pet toy- like squeak and Cheshire Cat grin she sports. But if you catch one holding her shaking head in hands approach with caution and preferably a smoking spliff to soothe her anxious ways. Never a chore to be in a Fuzzy's presence. Feed Sparklies and Sequins for best results.

A Fuzzy Lu can also represent an extraordinary unexplained event witnessed by 2 or more people that leaves those feeling extremely silly and disconnected to the world around them.

For ingestion:
Fun and Fizzy, Fuzzy Lu's are my favourite flavoured people, however you must swallow with liquid to prevent fluffy hairballs getting caught in throat.
For a pet:
Beware the quick addiction formed from feeling/stroking the Fluffy ribbons of felt that cover this fluff ball. Accordingly this inevitable action will keep this loyal creature on your lap for large loops of time but do not discourage when a Fuzzy needs to leave to fill her rainbow pots.
For a friend:
Finer a specimen could not be found neither in this realm nor all the rest..Find her and keep her well.

by LunaSeaHound July 1, 2016

Fuzzy Navel Mix

When you finish having sex and you end up with ejaculate in your belly button.

Dale left me some Fuzzy Navel mix. How rude!

by Tonigirl September 16, 2016

fuzzy doorknob

The act of supergluing pubic hair to a door handle, covering it entirely.

The boys in 402 are gonna have a fun time getting back in their room; Michael gave them a fuzzy doorknob.

by TI-84 Graphing Calculator September 24, 2017

Fuzzshing

The act of blowing a fuzzy dandelion.

She wanted 2018 to be the best year yet, so she went fuzzshing.

by Tready1103 December 31, 2017

fuzzy chipmunk

Is the act of collecting 6 or more unkempt balls in ones mouth, while scurrying around in the woods.

Tiffany won fuzzy chipmunk when we were camping last week with Steve, Kyle, and Eric.

by Tb0n3r February 19, 2018