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Fuctard

The offspring of two retards who somehow managed to fuck.
He is a real Fuctard
by LeTurd February 20, 2023
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funcya

a fat ugly cow who has no rights and likes cake. you know when you meet a funcya because she will probably sit and squash you. they are a fat specie of cow. they like cake and eating cities they are cannibalistic and the ugliest creature you'll ever meet. their pimples like no other and their stomach the size of a city. they are ugly, vile 2and feral all in one creation. there are no known survivors who have seen a Funcya in person. be careful they are found in kitchens and Maccas.
Person: shes fat and ugly.
Other person: is it a funcya?
by funcya slayer November 6, 2022
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Funck

When a sexual intercourse with someone has been good and fun at he same time.
Julie is an amazing funck
by xxT3RRYxx July 13, 2023
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Funcle

I’m going to visit my funcle shawna.
by FuncleShawnaLover0569 September 18, 2023
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Funconnaissance

Going to new locations to evaluate their potential for fun and enjoyment
Bill and Suzy are going on a funconnaissance mission to check out that new bar downtown.
by Cafeteriasquarepizza October 15, 2023
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flunct

To slob on the sofa or floor after Eating a large meal and feeling very satisfied.

Im done in and iv just flunct
I failed to meet the requirements of a human being so i FLUNCT, i was more like a blobby substance that had moulded into the nearest piece of furniture or floor area
by HRH-AMBER December 15, 2023
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flunct

Flunct, flopped to be shattered and so heavy to stand any longer.
I was so tired i flunct on the bed!
by HRH-AMBER January 22, 2024
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