Fuck me running

Fuck me running...

Fuck me running in the ass ... I can't believe this is happening to me Again.

by The#1 golden queen April 14, 2023

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

by Astertious June 8, 2024

fuck me dad

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.

man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore

by arkenbarben September 23, 2020

Fuck me

Something a girl would never say too me

Will you fuck me?

by Make A Wish Child February 27, 2021

slap me down and fuck me

1. The name of a drink in a Spanish Restaurant
2. Something you can ask when you are horny.

1. Un slap me down and fuck me por favor?
-Seguro.
2. Slap me down and fuck me
- Of course.

by randomegg January 9, 2025

Fuck me

A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”

*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.

You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024

fuck me with the wig on

Demanding to get fucked by someone or something wearing a wig.

There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.

by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018