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fruit blindness

A gay man's inability to recognize the obvious lack of attractiveness in his female friends or beards. Usually applies in cases of very attractive gay men who, when they're in the closet, date much less attractive desperate women.

Sometimes misused to denote an inability to recognize obvious homosexuality.
Tom tries to make out with dudes when he drinks, even though he's dating Lisa. Tom's a 10 and Lisa's a 4. It's an obvious case of fruit blindness.

She was desperate and had really bad gaydar. You think it's awesome that she's dating such hot guys until you realize that it's a case of serious fruit blindness.
by emmabrocker October 27, 2012
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High Fructose Corn Syrup

The pioneer ingredient that began the philosophy of corporations "saving money and cutting costs" in the United States of America beginning in the 1970s that led to an increase and creation of certain medical conditions (such as obesity, diabetes, and cancer), artificial preservatives and genetically modified pesticides, mass production, and a conversion to food processing that aims to completely replace and dismiss subsistence farming.

High Fructose Corn Syrup (abbreviated HFCS), first became notoriously famous for it's replacement of Pure Cane Sugar in Coca-Cola, often thought of as a conspiracy that occurred with the release of the epic fail product New Coke in 1985.

Today, High Fructose Corn Syrup is used primarily in junk food, fast food, processed meals, sodas, juices, and even food items where sweeteners aren't needed. While some grocers and companies have began reverting back to the use of Pure Cane Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup is still a monopoly and a dominant ingredient in the American food culture.

Did I mention that it's banned in most countries around the world?
Waiter: What would you like to drink?
Foreign Tourist 1: I would like Coca-Cola please.
Foreign Tourist 2: Don't. Coca-Cola in the US is made with high fructose corn syrup. I brought some Mexican Coke for us to drink with our meals, made with pure cane sugar.
Foreign Tourist 1: Fantastic.
Waiter: Want to order a starter/appetizer?
by AlnAndr August 22, 2010
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fruit donkey

1.) A crazy silly person who acts like a jackass and gets scared easily when going through a dark area at night.

2.) An awesome band out of the Twin Cities, Minnesota area!!!

3.) A person who likes to camp in a tent and seems to attrack drunk women into his tent and also people dancing around and shaking the tent.
Fruit Donkey out of Minnesota totally Rocks!!!

We talked that fruit donkey into going for a golf cart ride in the cornfield at 3 am this morning.

I'm going to go shake that fruit donkey's tent!

Friut Donkey
by Christopher G July 24, 2006
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Donald Frump

The President who wears poorly fitting suits, a Donald Trump Tie that hangs eight inches too low and is held together with scotch tape, and who often looks embarrassingly frumpy.
What can't Donald Frump use some of his piles of money to buy a suit that fits?
by NeologianPJG March 10, 2017
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FRUSHER EFFECT

GOING LIMP DURING SEX OR BEING JACKED OFF BY YOUR PARTNER AND SUDDENLY YOUR DONG GOES LIMP
" I HEAR STEVE WENT LIMP DURING SEX LAST NIGHT, IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE FRUSHER EFFECT
by kidlou December 13, 2010
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ass fruit

Dude, I just picked the ripest ass fruit.
by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008
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Fruit Loops

An excellent, heavily sugar-coated cereal that wakes me up in the morning. Features red, blue, yellow, green, orange, and purple whole grain rings that make me oh so happy.
I had a bowl of Fruit Loops this morning. Now I won't be able to sleep for days... crap...
by Pretty Emily October 20, 2004
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