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Two dead flies

worthless, not even worth two dead flies.
Two dead flies by Stan April 12, 2006

cum fiesta 

Usually means cum or semen in massive amounts.
Holy shit I sprayed it all over her face! It was like a fuckin' cum fiesta!
cum fiesta by Brayne N/A July 16, 2005

lord of the flies

A book that perfectly epitomizes the teenage world.

In the same way that the boys were marooned on the island, adults have forced adolescents into a world of their own: high school.
Teachers and administrators are only concerned with keeping kids on the premises, and don't care what kids do to each other.
The resulting culture is logically, brutish, petty, and barbaric.

Few have any regard for their future. (The kids on the island have don't take care of their rescue fire)
The only people with any sense of reason, the nerds, are either completely ignored or overtly persecuted (Ralph, Simon, and Piggy).

In this world, there are no consequences for your actions. People are free to harm as they please, because the only authority present does not care what kids do to kids, only what kids to do teachers and school property.

The real message in the Lord of the Flies was that adolescents, left to their own devices, are naturally inclined to cruelty, destruction, and savagery.

Lord of the Flies is mandatory reading for most high school students. I don't believe it was a coincidence.
"When I was growing up, there seemed to be two main types of teenage fiction around. The first was fluffy (Sweet Valley High et al) and portrayed growing up as a hunky-dory experience, where beautiful boys met beautiful girls, the greatest trauma in life was not being selected for the cheerleading squad, and all lived happily ever after. The second type, which I feasted on with glee, explored reality. They captured just what a difficult and jagged experience growing up can be. Lord Of the Flies was published in 1954 but is still utterly relevant today. Golding uses the playing field of adolescence to explore the roots of evil, tracing the defects of society back to the defects of human nature."

-Sam Mill

Firesign Theater 

Comedy group from the late 60's/early 70's who made such classic albums as "Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand me the Pliers" and "All Hail Lennon and Marx"
(with photos of John Lennon and Groucho Marx on the cover). Off-the-wall; very drug inspired and fun to listen to while doing drugs. College kids from that era still quote them to this day; i.e. "United Snakes of America", "Don't eat with your hands, use your entrenching tools." Most fun when listening with Koss headphones.
Let's get fucked up and listen to Firesign Theater in my dorm room.
Firesign Theater by Liberte July 18, 2006

Fireside Tweet 

Nickname given to Donald Trump's tweets in resemblance to Roosevelt's fireside chats and how he talks directly to his fellow Americans in times of hardship.
"Trump's Fireside Tweets about our improving economy fill me with hope"
Fireside Tweet by Vicious43 January 12, 2017

clown fiesta 

A confusing mess of a situation.

Popularized by the League of Legends gaming community to describe particularly sloppy team fights.

Related words: Clusterf--k, Mess, Snafu, Balagan
We tried to Black Friday shopping, but we were all so drunk that all we came home with was a box of doughnuts and 5 copies of the Spongebob movie. It was a total clown fiesta.

Teemo just flashed into their entire team and got destroyed. The rest of our team ran in after him. What a clown fiesta.

With Trump in the White House, the next 4-8 years of American politics are going to be a clown fiesta.
clown fiesta by doubledevil December 7, 2016