France

Cheese eating surrender monkeys

"I now declare France ours!"

"Very well, could you please just let me finish this cheese.."

by FrenchBasedFail March 26, 2009

France

Capital: Paris, 48°52′N, 2°19.59′E
Official Language: French
Demonym: French

Government: Unitary semi-presidential republic
- President: Nicolas Sarkozy (UMP)
- Prime Minister: François Fillon (UMP)

Formation
- French State: 843 (Treaty of Verdun)
- Current constitution: 1958 (5th Republic)

EU Accession: March 25, 1957

Area
- Total: 674,843 km² (40th), 260,558 sq. mi

Population: 64,473,1405 (20th)

World's leading exporter of faggotry.

Contrary to popular belief, France's greatest contribution to the world has not been art, cuisine, or wine. It has, in fact, been faggotry.

by King Slim August 1, 2008

Tour de France

The Olympic game look-alike sporting event in France, gathering hundred of cyclists from quite all around the world every year (28 countries in 2005). Thousands of miles through the scenery of pretty cities and countrisides in France and border countries such as Spain or Germany

Eddy Mercx from Belgium is one of the legends of the Tour de France (five times winner)
But greatest ever is LANCE ARMSTRONG. He is the only man to win the Tour seven (7) times

by adam August 18, 2005

franchise

See: Franchise FC

The franchise are club killing cnuts

by AFCW April 18, 2004

queen of france

Alia(see Alia) is the designated Queen of France, Neo-France specifically (see Neo-France) married to Jen (see King of France)

Alia: I'm the Queen Of France. *sex0rz jen*

by Aria Mi-hyung Kang June 1, 2004

Fanchon

Crazy poofy haired lady

"Damn! Did you see that Fanchon run by?!"

"I think Fanchon is on drugs"

by Allen V August 15, 2007

France

A) The final resting place of tens of thousands of young American and British soldiers, all of who died liberating the country from the Nazis during WWII.

B) A country of ungrateful bastards.

My 19-year-old great uncle Short died on July 4, 1944 in Eastern France, when shrapnel from a mortar decapitated him.

by themoosman September 19, 2008