Church of Satan

The most evil place of devil worship imaginable. Their terrible site is www.churchofsatan.com.

The Church of Satan is a place of devil worship and human sacrifice.

by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020

sad satan

1. A kid who has terrible ADD

2. A game/movie addict

3. Starwars fan (or occasionally a "Starwars Battlefront the game" fan)

4. Someone who masterbates often

"Oh no, sad satan wont stop playing that game! And im not sure if he even knows what he's doing!"

by cheese man123 July 28, 2005

Satan's Playground

1. A place where the community's lowest common demoninator go to purchase items such as guns, ammo, knives, chainsaws, hammers, and groceries. The one place where you cannot purchase any music that has what their corporate masters believe to be offensive language.

2. Walmart.

Bubba #1: "Damn, I gots to get me some ammo so I can shoot something to cook tomorrow."
Bubba #2: "Dis late at night, you gots to get your ass down to the Walmart."
Bubba #1: "Satan's Playground? Hells Yeah! I can get me some Blue Ribbon and find me a fat hog to try to find my dick tonight."

by The DGNR8 January 12, 2013

Satan with glasses

Satan with glasses is a name given to a girl who is a stalker like person who has glasses.

"Dude, Satan with glasses is staring at me again."
"Oh god,"

by UmYeahNo August 20, 2016

Satan's Anus

Satan's Anus: anything that reflects something distasteful or something that causes discomfort (i.e., hot weather).

1. It is hotter than Satan's Anus outside! 2. Have you eaten any of his cooking? It tastes like Satan's Anus. 3. The end off this banana is as mushy as Satan's Anus.

by michellezilla August 18, 2020

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

by DoOrDie December 09, 2014

Satan Box

A video game system, such as PS3, Xbox or whatever that a man spends way too much time playing, instead of giving his woman any attention.

Girl 1: What are you and your boyfriend doing this weekend?

Girl 2:Probably nothing.....Jack is too busy playing with his Satan Box

by LILMsQste June 13, 2010