flat leave

to get stoned with someone and then leave in the middle of the session with little or no warning. usually creating trouble or sudden paranoia for the one being left

in the movie dogma in the train scene the two potheads from clerks accussed the angels of flatleaving flat leave

by gangbangmasingil July 12, 2006

Flat Faced Shit

Taylor Thusing

Fuck! Flat faced shit is over there face-fucking with some wanker.

by Satchmo II April 5, 2003

flat earther

a intellectual person who is hundreds of years smarter that us, and has already found the meaning of life. most flatearthers are united, so if you fight with one, you deal with tribe.

dude 1- wow your pretty dumb
dude 2- thanks, at least im not a flat earther
dude 3- that was rude to all flat earthers
flatearthers- *gang up on dude two*

by FlatEartherGang November 7, 2018

Flat Bun

A bun that is flat.

Wow, look at that flat bun.

by Thomas3c May 24, 2009

flat eyes

A sexually transmitted disease causing ones eyes to flatten and penis to enlargen. It can only be transmitted through males by docking. Once afflicted there is no cure, but ingesting copious amounts of semen can help to nullify the effects.

Sean will never forget that magical night in the back of his honda wagon, when their tips first touched, and the blood flowed out of his now flat eyes and into his throbbing member.

by blahblah420blazeit October 24, 2017

flat chested

Flatchestsed,

Very very small boobs or no boobs at all
Any thing less than a C cup

Flat chested,
I'm flatchested,my boobs don't fit this bra!

by Kayonce January 25, 2017

flat CD PLAYER

when a girl is having sex and then she stops and the man's dick is stuck.

ben:dude
tom:what
ben:my dick's acking :(
tom:why
ben:because i accidently gave anna a flat CD PLAYER :(

anna:my fanny's saw :( too

by king of sickness :P December 19, 2008