Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese

a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children

Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!

by Bob1984 July 25, 2010

meat-flap mama

A woman with a large vagina or very large labia lips.

"Well I've heard he is very well endowed, are you sure you can handle something of that size?"

"They don't call me meat-flap mama for nothin'!"

by Thy Nguyen October 21, 2008

brazilian flap jack

jiz on a bitchs back and let it dry then make her eat it

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by donkey of doom May 19, 2003

Flapdoodle

1.Verb: A person who is basically a yo-yo type, someone who just bounces back and forth and never decides what they want. Just as they think they have figured what they want, they draw you in, and as soon as you are drawn in, they retract. They are flap-happy. They are unstable individuals who pretend to be highly stable, pompously so. Beware of flapdoodles: they are usually full of emotional baggage.

2.Verb: To behave as a flapdoodle as in definition one.

3. Noun: Also can mean a bunch of nonsense.

1. Mr. GG thought wasn't sure of what he wanted. He went back and forth, never making up his mind. He thought he wanted a relationship, then he didn't want one, and then he did, and then he didn't, and then he was in an emotional limbo for a week, so then he decided to go find another woman to date. He was such a flapdoodle.

2. Gabe behaved like such a flapdoodle. He acted like a yo-yo, never making up his mind and behaving inconsistently.

3. Mr. GG is flapdoodle.

by None Nobody December 28, 2005

flap jack

a pan-cake of sorts. excelent for scolding people's faces off. when not completely cooked, acts as a delicious form of napalm.

after he threw me threw the window, i grabbed a flap jack and he knew i meant business.

by bilbo January 4, 2004

mud flap

A mullet. Short on the top, Long on the bottom.

"I wonder if that there man with the mudflap is coming to the hoe-down tonight at papa's barn?!"

by cryzz+sare December 12, 2002

flap

the act of unecessary and or excessive non-sensical word flow generated by females at a quick and unconsious pace. The origin of the flapping is the vagina.

Schad told me that she would stop her constant flapping.

by Bee February 4, 2004