by the absinthe man May 19, 2004
Get the chutney ferret mug.A nasty, viscious little stinky demon who bites and steals food right out of your hand. "Ferret musk" is the odor that is naturally expressed from its scent glands. they are illegal in some states and ought to be put into extinction.
"What the hell? That goddamn ferret just snatched my cookie, bit me and then stared at me from the corner with pure evil in his eyes and the cookie in his mouth."
by ferretophobic September 5, 2006
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The Eternal Ferret is the most Powerful being in the Universe as we know it. This small, weasle like vermin has been around since the creation of Time. He has mystical powers that aurate from his shrill shreak. Many foes have tried to "Fade" him, none were successful at all. Such weak foes include limecat, Mertz,clock spider, and even the mighty cow. He is currently residing in Okanawa, Japan where he commands his army of chinchilas and ferrets.
by Scotty February 7, 2004
Get the Eternal Ferret mug.A 2 dollar dung ferrit is a person who has a big enough gap in there teeth to put a 2 dollar coin in the gap. This person also usually has bad hygiene hence the dung ferret.
by soonbo August 18, 2006
Get the 2 dollar dung ferret mug.Harold Stephenson is sure one ferret he wanted some of that hot redneck prom sex with those eighth graders
by Yafavcatlady January 8, 2017
Get the Ferret mug.Ferret, or ferretphile, is the IFunny censoring for pedophile, or pedophilia. Typically used in contexts where the word "Ferret" wouldn't actually fit. Also used in other places where heavy censorship is placed, such as Roblox.
by SuperAwesomeCody October 9, 2020
Get the Ferret mug.A slang term usually given to an adoloescent male with perfuse acne on the face and variouse areas with an out-grown starter mustache
by Kara Wright January 13, 2008
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