fart girl

When a woman is very flagellant and she passes gas knowing that the other person smells it but still does it anyway

When her ass is really loose due to hardcore anal. tonight you must eat a lot of broccoli out of my girlfriends ass. Wow that taste really yummy fart girl

by Fishing for gold February 9, 2018

Injectile Fart

When someone farts into a cushioned seat without lifting a cheek thereby injecting the air directly into the cushion which then causes the cushion to retain the fart odor long after the offending Farter has risen.

It is inconsiderate, and disgusting, and strictly prohibited by those who know what it is.

My brother injectile farted into my sofa, causing it to smell of a fart for days.

by AHGRP August 2, 2010

Lady Fart

Another word for 'queef' (when air is released from the vagina, making a farting noise), which is classier and could be used in everyday conversation.

-"Oh! What was that noise?"
-"I'm sorry, I had to lady fart"

-"I heard that she could lady fart on command!"

by McalaMuffin December 25, 2010

Taking a Fart

When you go to take a poop and only a fart comes out.

Scott: Billy did you shit your pants in there or what?
Billy: No, I was only taking a fart.

by Jorge Dentino November 3, 2010

fart app

An application for a mobile phone that does nothing more than flatulence sounds. It also generally describes any mobile phone application that is overpriced and useless.

Check out this fart app I bought for my iPhone!!! This has premium fart noises.

by betito84 February 14, 2010

Pissed as a fart

Absolutely wankered drunk. Unable to communicate effectively, sometimes through laughter and farts.

"Jaysus Sarah, I was doing handstands last night in the pub, I was pissed as a fart!!"

by bearhugstef October 11, 2013

After fart

The one or more smaller farts that occur within seconds after busting huge ass

Bill ripped a huge one and thought he had to after fart but he ended up shitting his pants

by NakJPaulG May 1, 2009