Fap Check

A Fap Check is an event initiated by a random roommate to catch their fellow roommates in the act of fapping. An alarm is sounded that signals the start of the Fap Check.

ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS A FAP CHECK! HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS AND STEP AWAY FROM ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES! THIS IS A FAP CHECK!

by Koltov&Hordie February 29, 2016

fap pad

Using a iPad to masterbate

Bro I don’t use my cell phone to fap I use my fap pad

by Dan Deweese May 05, 2018

No Fap June

No Fap June means that you can't fap in the month of June

yo you ready for no fap june?

nah man I ain't

by Hentai King 95 September 26, 2022

Fap Money

The money you devote each month to materials (i.e. porn mags, online subs for porn) For masturbatory purposes.

I was gonna get another subscription for redbook, but I ran out of fap money.

by Tman2217 September 02, 2016

sorrow fap

When you use the tears of someone as lube to masturbate with.

The best lube to improve your mood!

I broke up with Sarah and she started to cry, quickly I gathered her tears for a sorrow fap.

by M1khale June 10, 2016

Fap and tap

Where one starts masturbating before sex and is about to ejaculate. The man proceeds to impregnate the woman by finishing inside of her.

Dude, me and my girlfriend were about to do it, I wasn't in the mood so I just did the ole fap and tap, she's in for a surprise!

by IAmDillChicken June 15, 2016

Fap bank

A rather delicate area of the brain, containing images, memories, and dreams, that can be used later to Fap in times of need.

How did you survive that weekend of camping? I tapped into the ol' fap bank.

by Benstar March 06, 2012