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fapping fest

A fest where men come and masterbate to each others bodies
Man I just went to the world wide fapping fest it was lit. Fap
by m&mlover May 20, 2016
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fap cloth

A disposable cloth (tissue, paper towel etc.) that you put close to the head of your penis to avoid making any messes while havin a fap.
"Hey I know you aren't takin a shit in there greg just use a fap cloth I don't want your baby seeds all over my bathroom"
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sorrow fap

When you use the tears of someone as lube to masturbate with.

The best lube to improve your mood!
I broke up with Sarah and she started to cry, quickly I gathered her tears for a sorrow fap.
by M1khale June 10, 2016
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Fap Wagon

When a very large group of males get together and fap and jerk eachother off
HEY GUYS COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND WE CAN HAVE THE BIGGEST FAP WAGON OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Bacon pizza pi June 1, 2016
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WETTY FAP

Fetty wap when he faps he shoot a big wetty fap
Ayo did you commit a Wetty Fap , Fetty Wap?
by Yochi22 April 26, 2021
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fap pad

Bro I don’t use my cell phone to fap I use my fap pad
by Dan Deweese June 2, 2018
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Fap bank

A rather delicate area of the brain, containing images, memories, and dreams, that can be used later to Fap in times of need.
How did you survive that weekend of camping? I tapped into the ol' fap bank.
by Benstar June 14, 2012
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