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That girl with the straight hair and ten pounds of make up is fake.
Fake by sickofthelies June 14, 2011

fake news 

NBC: Trump says we are fake news
Trump: you are fake news
fake news by a babies goad May 8, 2017
Someone who makes fun of someone for somethin important and thinks theyre cool but when someone big's around then theyre scared
Fake Girl: Shut up white boy you think ur cool but u aint!

Big Black Guy: whatchu say to him?

Fake Girl: Nothin (Scared)
fake by big nigga d February 8, 2010

Fake bro 

Being a person who places the interests of his friends as last priority. To lie, cheat, or act in a decietful manner towards your best friends or bros. The opposite of a true bro.
It must be fake bro February because all my friends are ditching me off.

Eugineo told everyone he was going to his grandmas birthday but really he went to the casino, what a fake bro!
Fake bro by Fakebrofebruary February 23, 2011
Fake ass people who say they got you buy always act like they aint say it the first time.
Example: Me: Hey, when you gonna hook me up with that dvd player?

Him: Yea man, I got you. Come down and bring me the money and I got you.

Me: *Arrives at store, attempts to give money*

Him: What do you want? I said what? No I didn't. No way go buy that shit yourself.

Me: You fake as shit fag.

Him: Na man, I'm never fake.
Fake by Purple drank 911 November 6, 2010

Fake Chow 

Fake Chow is when you are going to perform cunninlingus on a woman, but either a) You were never really in the mood to go down on her because she hasn't shaved for a few weeks or b) You got a whiff of her bearded clam and had already reached the point of no return and in doing so you began the Fake Chow. Using your fingers as your tongue and making lip smacking noises as if you are enjoying some of Uncle Ho's famous Kung Pao Chicken.
Went to go down on this broad I picked up from The Mirage but her snatch smelled like Bob Marley's Dreadlock's boiled in a Curry broth so in a snap decision I gave her the Fake Chow.
Fake Chow by Daddy Diesel April 28, 2011