If you use Two Factor Authentication you have a death wish as you will never get back in if you don’t have your phone number.
by Trashmenger August 11, 2024

by JoeStizzy March 11, 2017

When correlation doesn't equal causation, people tend to make the mistake of skipping from factor A to B. That missing third ever-so-absent variable of the logic chain is C.
"A is correlated with B. Therefore A leads to B."
No, both "A" and "B" are related to "C". It's Factor C.
"A is correlated with B. Therefore A leads to B."
No, both "A" and "B" are related to "C". It's Factor C.
Person 1: "People who have lighters in their pockets are far more likely to develop lung cancer. Obviously, lighters lead to lung cancer, it's just simple A-to-B logic."
Person 2: "Factor C: Smoking... Are you actually retarded?"
Person 2: "Factor C: Smoking... Are you actually retarded?"
by anonymous April 15, 2025

by Groove May 8, 2004

You see Nancy over there, shes been sleeping with everyone on the campus , I wonder what her bunny factor is.
by Yag thorax November 6, 2023

If a person (we name this person Eve, just for example) had to do a simple task, but took too long to complete it and the result is total fucked up.
A: "Hey is the task done?"
B: "Yes but the person i instructed to do it totally e-factored it, so we have to do it again"
B: "Yes but the person i instructed to do it totally e-factored it, so we have to do it again"
by sad_programmer September 4, 2018

When one sits in the cubical to defecate but sits on the throne for far to long the smell sinks into ones clothing causing one to drag the smell around with them.
Simon came back into the office after sitting on the toilet for a while and Kevin asked who bought in the drag factor ?
by Robo Snoopo August 19, 2019
