This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018
Get the Exploding Kitten mug.Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
by ArkySaw August 2, 2019
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A cat that can survive up to 10 Kilotons of TNT. However, when it encounters anything living it explodes with the force of 10 Kilotons of TNT.
I almost died on my hiking trip! One of those Exploding Tomcats tried to get me, but I scared it off.
Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...
This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat
Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...
This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat
by The WanderingTrader April 9, 2020
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by R3Ked May 26, 2020
Get the Exploding Kittens Nope Card mug.Exposing is a kind of friendship that has a lot of confidence, loyalty and love between three people, the name is given by Exposing because they expose everything in their lives in this friendship, most likely to happen in a virtual friendship than in real life friendship.
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