Blue Evans

When you’re with a bird and you slap her erse so hard it goes blue and splotchy

I was with a lass last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

by Karmasutra69 August 30, 2021

Evan san

A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.

Player 1: omg this kid is so good!

Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!

by John Wock April 12, 2022

Blue Evans

When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy

Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021

harris evans

Certified bot

A.Bro you are a Harris Evans!
B. No I’m a magged cunt

by Magged co September 16, 2019

Evan Gunter

Super Sexy Hot Boi 69, thiccc booty having boi, Small child having stature, athletic af, loves boys because he is gay af, humps girls without their knowing,

Evan Gunter is super gay af.

by Chunky Monkey 6354 April 17, 2019

Evan Moment

When a gay man is inexplicably homophobic

"Hey, did you hear what John said earlier, I thought he was gay?"
"Yeah, he's having an Evan Moment"

by A Verified Homie October 22, 2022

Evan Lai

Guy who watches youtube instead of doing homework.

Evan Lai is watching youtube instead of doing homeowork.

by Evan Lai April 3, 2019