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Evan Chapstick

A meme-infested kid with mad gamer skills and a bundle of swagger
"Dude, you're such an Evan Chapstick." -Francesco
"I know man, I know." -Andrew
by francesco42069 October 8, 2016
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Evan Perham

A name often used for babies who look like they might be strong when fully grown. A name people call each other when teasingly referring to bad eating behaviors and sensitiveness.
Geez, {dad} you don't want to start acting like an evan perham?
by realgod22 January 16, 2018
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evan culver

by soccerstarbarney May 3, 2018
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evan hammonds

Evan Hammonds is such a fag
by The mean ween January 18, 2017
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evan manning

A young camp boy who loves to play around when no ones looking. He is always relaxed in a slouch position. But if you happen to give him a push he will get fast.
Oh boy isnt he just a Evan Manning
by Fartboy720 January 30, 2017
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Evan Murphy

Caring and loving guy with the most beautiful blue eyes. He takes care of everyone and is the most selfless person you’d ever meet.
Evan Murphy cannot hang out today, he’s taking care of his grandparents.
by miaalexander111 November 15, 2021
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Evan's Gnome

Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:

"Nothing that only men like is cool."
Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."

Chad: "So?"

Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."
by hasbinbad October 18, 2021
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