Evan

Dumbass little brother that never shuts the fuck up

EVAN BE QUIET HOE

by yummy mexitaco October 13, 2019

Satanic evangelism

Where satanist are making an effort to convert as many people to satanism as they can. there goal is to convert everyone in the world to satanism.

what do you think about satanic evangelism?

by Deep blue 2012 November 2, 2009

Facebook Evangelist

Someone who posts bible verses as their Facebook status all the time.

Did you see that Stephanie put a bible verse as her status today again today?

Yeah, she is such a Facebook Evangelist

by monkeyman 777 December 3, 2010

evan

A white guy that tries to act ghetto, and he's rich. Everyone thinks he's annoying but tries to be freinds with him becuase he brings snacks to school.

"Im sick of evan's crap!"
"If you touch him, he will make his father sue."
"smh."

by Collage Proffesor January 30, 2017

Evan

Best guy friend to have! you can tell him anything and he'll straight up tell you what he thinks. he's honest, nice, athletic, and good-looking. He is, however, a bit of a whore. most of the time he's in a relationship but you never know with whom. still, you can't help but like him.

A: So, there's this guy creeping on me. its freaking me out.
Evan: Want me to beat him up?

A: How's your new girlfriend, Crystal?
Evan:I broke up with that chick last week...

Girl 1: Wow, he's soo hot! AND varsity football!
Girl 2: save it. he has a girlfriend...but he is sexy.

by curlygirl747 September 29, 2012

Evan's Virus

The virus causing any electronic device to function improperly when operated by Evans.

The bad new laptop caught the Evan's Virus

by Meat Spear February 10, 2010

Evan Sather

someone who will change your life forever. if you ever get the chance to meet him dont let him slip away, he's everything a girl has ever wanted and more. SO sexy and athletic, he will treat you like a princess. he is the best around, you can't get any better. your damn lucky if you get a chance to be loved by him. he will give you everything and more. the girl that gets to have him forever is the luckiest girl in the world!

i wish i had an Evan Sather!!!!!

by lovekizzy November 13, 2011