e-blast

Short for ejaculation blast. More commonly used in referring to a virtual ejaculation rather than literally spraying cum violently.

'Did you see that email from that bitch Valerie? I'd like to e-blast all over her face!'

by DehsYkael May 16, 2015

e-brick

When something randomly stops working, (taking a crap, or eating a brick), in a technological sense. See also Telebrick.

Where's your l337 machine?
It took an e-brick

OR

My comp ate an e-brick today. Like it always does.

by Tim Meuer July 26, 2008

E-bag

To electronically teabag in a virtual environment featuring humanoid avatars, such as on PlayStation Home.

Dude! While she's sitting on that bench, go dance and thrust your avatar's pelvis in her face! You'll totally E-bag her!

by BigNastyOgre April 11, 2009

E-Bike

A motorized bicycle powered by an electric motor and a battery. They are hated by cyclists, pedestrians, and drivers alike. Cyclists hate e-bikes because they see it as cheating. Pedestrians hate e-bikes because their speed makes them hazardous. Drivers hate e-bikes because they feel like they have the right to ride in the middle of the car lane. Essentially, everybody hates e-bikes.

Someone riding an e-bike hit two pedestrians and fled the scene. Police responded and arrested the e-bike rider for hit and run causing injury.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 1, 2022

e-blast

A standard industry term used in email marketing to describe the act of "blasting" a message out to a group of hundreds or thousands of people simultaneously, similar to the act of "blasting" a verbal message out with a loud speaker. Typically used to differentiate between two-way email interactions (where a customer emails a question and the company responds), and one-way bulk email interactions (such as newsletters or promotions).

"Tell marketing that we definitely need to add a coupon code to our upcoming July e-blast."

by gobo760 July 17, 2013

E-bay

Ebay; one of the worlds most common websites.
Don't trust sellers from there if you are buying designer products! Many lie and say they are authentic, but they are not!

seller: i promise you this louis vuitton alma bag is 100% authentic or your money back!
buyer: yay that's cool! *orders it and spends $1500*
buyer: (recieves package and purse)
buyers friend: ewwwww your purse is a FAAAKEEEEE!!
buyer: no its 100% authentic!!
buyers friend: no its not hun. i know what replicas and knockoffs of louis vuitton look like. you have one.
buyer: but i spend almost $2000 on a fake purse!!!!! and they promised it was real!!
buyer: (goes back to ebay, sends seller an email)
seller: (reads email and deletes) (laughs his head off because he ripped her off)
buyer: *cries for years*

by Kellllllllly July 17, 2005

E-Burg

Short for Ellensburg, WA. A rural town in eastern Washington. Limited entertainment available, including: Campus U-Totem, Rossow's U-Totem, Fred Meyers, lots of antique stores, farms, bars, and a rodeo.

Ellensburg is also home to the Central Washington University Wildcats.

E-burg is in the middle of nowhere, but it's a lovely little town.

by desertrose May 11, 2006