Call of Duty

The game you play when you’re depressed, or have nothing better to do.

Bill: “hey do you play Call of Duty”
Jerald: I’ve played it before but it just kinda gets old after an hour or two of playi...
Bill: “yeah it a pretty great game, you should play it sometime. It only cost 60$ and about 15$ per new DLC. I would highly recommend it really deep and dramatic campaigns. Did I tell you about my guns yet?”

by Fleatings May 8, 2020

Duty Wafting

When you fart and it smells like doodoo because you need to poop

Yo dude I'm totally duty wafting right now

by Seattlepeoples420 February 16, 2020

Call of Duty

A sexual act where you hide in the corner of a room until someone walks in and then you jump on them and have sex with them while calling them the N word and then when you're finished all your friends break in through the windows and doors and rob them of all their belongings.

Brad keeps calling me a camper because I call of duty 'd him at the frat party the other night.

by MarcusJStrong December 5, 2023

Call of Duty: Barack Ops

The result of having Barack Obama in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Person A: Hey, would you like to have Call of Duty: Barack Ops on August 4?
Person B: No thanks.

by Twight0931 March 18, 2017

pookie duty

when you leave the bros to spend time with the hoes

"i gotta guys guys, i got pookie duty"

by folardo December 27, 2023

Call of Duty

9 year old online daycare.

9 year old's mom: dude you gotta go to school
9 year old: no, call of duty.

by orbein October 12, 2023

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