Dick Bugler

A man who brags about their Penis size being larger than others, and is always asking to compare.

"Dude, Blackwell asked Hoon to compare sizes , Blackwell is a total Dick Bugler "

"my male genitalia is predominately a greater length and width than yours" - Said the Dick Bugler

by FannyCulo May 12, 2016

Dick pandering

A woman or man who agrees with anything a man says just to feel accepted or wanted. A person who will double cross you for some dick. A thirsty individual who uses social media to look for dick.

Some women join social media groups just to start dick pandering

by Danidiva78 January 6, 2017

Dick pee

The substance that leaves the male urethra after filtration of the blood via the kidneys.

College professor: what is the name of the substance that is excreted from the body in the liquid form?

Student: Dick pee.

College professor: That is correct.

by Froto Saggins December 29, 2018

Dick Twin

When two bros find that they have identical penises.

“WOW BRO! Nice dick! It looks just like mine! You must be my dick twin!”

by Neubekk June 19, 2019

glue dick

A condition that occurs to males, usually after a night of sex. The male goes into the bathroom to urinate, and a paste almost clogs his urethra. The result is not one, but two (or more) streams are released. One hits the toilet seat, one runs down the male's leg, and one hits the cat. The toilet water is never touched.

I had to shower and change my pants because glue dick sprayed all over the bathroom again!

by randalllflagg September 1, 2013

Sucker dick

Much like the action of a sucker punch (where you unexpectedly punch someone in the gut), to sucker dick a person is to either penetrate and/or slap them with your dick whilst they least expect it.

1. Man, I totally sucker dick-ed Jane last night, she was not expecting it at all!

2. "Hey, so is sucker dicking like rape?"

" Nah, it's more like when you're cuddling in bed with your girlfriend and you put in while she doesn't

expect it. It's also when she's crouching or on her knees and you smack her with your dick."

"Oh. Sweet."

3. "And on his tombstone it shall be written, 'Here lies _________: Caring Father, Loving Husband, Sucker Dick Champion".

by Hostrodamus July 8, 2015

kabuki dick dance

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.

So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.

by Renegade41 September 3, 2016