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david

David

1. A male (normally a douche-dag) that makes plans and cancels at the last minute
2. A run of the mill d-bag

Old usage:
1. Long haired white boy

Slang:
Pulling a David
To make plans and cancel after having a friend drive across town
James: Why did you pull a David and never show up to the bar

Hitler: Whoa bro, there was a family emergency, I can't believe you would think I would do that. I have my days but I'm not a David
by notmyrealname.mpeg September 4, 2014
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David

Man, David is such a hoe.
Yeah, but he's a great person.
I didn't say he wasn't lol, I just said he was a hoe.
by theultimategay April 22, 2018
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David

a fucking pug who is gay and shows off his cock to other people. He doesn't wear underwear and has a hole in his pants where you can see his dick clearly.
Person 1: DAVID
*David ignores*
by denzel_washington April 6, 2020
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David

“He really flirts with everything that can walk under the sun
“He must be a David
by Thegirlwhojustexists April 1, 2019
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David

David is a great crush and he's extremely handsome. he also has a wild sense of humor and wears long black t-shirts and has a white hoodie for a dance team. He's very funny and works well with all kinds of people.
Person 1: David is so handsome.
Person 2: Hell yeah
by yeettheblobby January 4, 2020
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David

very unfunny, and he's very skinny and not thicccccccc with 555 c's, his jokes are actually ass the end
me: omg its david
me 2: nvm its unfunny man
by Kevin A. Is Hot March 7, 2019
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David

A gay asshole that eats Isaiah ass and suck his dick every night
David loves Isaiah's com soooooooooooooooooo much
by Ssssssssssssssssssss454 November 17, 2019
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