David

A man who is overly homosexual, usually terrible at video games and poker

Wow you cant even finish the second level? What a David...

by mohamedalakar July 19, 2015

David

A tiny human with very small hands

That David over there has small hands!

by Whitworth12000 January 26, 2017

David

Hypebeast and always looking fly, David is the type of lad to fuck yo bitch and suck her toes. A scholar to heart and man of science, David spends way too much time studying bio. David got the freshest gear and the dirtiest ears. This nigga got the patchiest beard.

Shaggyass, bring dat ass here, David

by MinecraftCreeperfag January 07, 2018

David

Stalker who hides in bushes.

David followed me home and hid in my bushes without m6 knowledge

by #funduringwork July 31, 2017

David

A Massive cock blocker and usually a Fatass

Goddamn it I got david on my team

by RiceFarmer3605 June 20, 2016

David

Amazing person. Huge hoe. Love them. 10/10 would friend again.

Man, David is such a hoe.
Yeah, but he's a great person.
I didn't say he wasn't lol, I just said he was a hoe.

by theultimategay December 26, 2017

David

David is that guy that always complains, like the whole world is against him. He never wears the pants in his relationships. He is one of the skinniest people that you will see and if you happen to see him in the gym he will only be using the lightest weights. He has tiny legs that look like they will break if he kicks a ball and sadly it does not look like he was blessed with any looks or sporting ability. Especially in sports like cricket and hockey.

look at David at least i dont look like that

by genepuss June 19, 2018