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chilled cucumber

When a two sexual partners either gay or straight. One partner chills his cock using ice, and the other partner does oral. This act usually takes place when the other partner has a sore throat.
My girlfriend has been feeling a bit under weather with a sore throat so I gave her a chilled cucumber.
by PhillipD33zNutZ May 10, 2018
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Strawberry Sundae Cuck

When a man willingly chooses to have a strawberry flavoured sundae instead of chocolate or caramel, acting as evidence that he may enjoy watching his wife being fucked by another man. (Note: Only acts as compelling evidence and not as definitive proof.)
MAN 1: "Woah, that guy over there is eating a strawberry sundae"
MAN 2: "Pffft, He's probably a Strawberry Sundae Cuck"
by L-Dizzle fo rizzle October 17, 2018
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larry the cucumber

The character in a children's mostly DVD and rarely tv show
Larry is a cucumber that is goofy and silly to kids

the show that he is in is called VeggieTales and has been known for some memes
by rightzesty February 6, 2019
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Cucumber funeral

Having a poo; i.e. dropping the kids off at the swimming baths. Or breaking up with Meatloaf's daughter.
"I've just been to a cucumber funeral."
by Cucumber funeral October 6, 2011
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Cuccinelling

The act of licking the space above the vagina but below the belly proper (aka "panel") while wearing only garish and/or kitschy clothing (like a Hawaiian shirt).

From the Italian Cucci meaning "Kitsch" and Nelli meaning "Panel" and also Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli.
Person #1: I was totally cuccinelling my gf the other night and it blew her mind!

Person #2: Ugh I prefer rather to muff dive properly. Why cuccinelling instead?

Person #1: Because we were at my grandparents in Arlington where oral sex is illegal now and this is the closest I could get. Plus all my granpops had that fit me were sweaters from the 80's.

Person #2: Yeah that sucks ... at least you went for the full effect though!
by Victoria Wilde Paine August 27, 2013
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cuckoo egg

When you pick a big booger and put it into a passed out persons nose.....laying the cuckoo egg
When you pick a big booger and put it in a passed out persons nose....laying the cuckoo egg
by the don don April 28, 2014
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Cuck Commander

Someone who can watch their woman be decimated by other men without issue. The ultimate cuck.
It turns out Demetri is a cuck commander. I went through the back door of Demetri's house to surprise him for his birthday, and instead I saw his wife getting a train ran on her by random guys from the bus stop!
by Fat Boi Eric Cartman April 11, 2017
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