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crack dance

Noun. A general description of an unusually colorful symptom of cocaine psychosis wherein the suffering party appears to be performing an elaborate choreography. Usually accompanied by crying, shaking, vomitting, and screaming.
I saw the most wicked crack dance in Junkyville yesterday.
crack dance by Slagathor April 23, 2004

Crack Torch

A regular lighter set to the highest flame. Used for smokng freezers or crack but its funny when someone uses it to light a ciggarette
*lighting a smoke*, "yo nigga, u got ur crack torch burnin up!"
Crack Torch by Jewl March 6, 2005

crack sweat

A type of sweat that originates from the crack in your ass; often happens in the summer or intensely hot weather, especially while exercising.
Man, I got like, at least a half ounce of crack sweat to mop up before I go take a jog.
crack sweat by supamonkey March 30, 2005

crack jockey 

A true lover of the crack. This is one who either likes crack rock or ass crack. This person can easily be identified by a look of total confusion, and either drool or spooge running down their chin.
Geez, that girl Chuck's doin' is so disgusting I'd sooner scrog a porcupine. He's a real crack jockey.
crack jockey by Ricey Ripp October 6, 2006

crack a funny

Kyle: Hey Jamie.b, crack a funny

Jamie.b: *Insert joke here*

Kyle: Lol
crack a funny by Pimp jamie B June 27, 2009

Crack off 

ENTER NAME HERE does crack off in his basement
Crack off by -RiCe-PiCKeR- November 12, 2010